Findings:
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Never Had It So Good
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- No shit, there I was
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Violence never solved anything
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Not that there's anything wrong with that
- The Epidemic That Never Was
- Was it ever there?
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- There Once Was a Farmer
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- There was a rose that faded young
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- I was never broken
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- A mistake never felt so right
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- There's nowt so queer as folk
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- Where's the kaboom?
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- Was There a Time
- Before you, there was me
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- There was a time before
- and there was this girl
- There was once a Man
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- There will never be another you
- the little friendship that never was
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- You've never had it so good
- You'll never win anything with kids
- A Woman Who Never Was
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- So there is death in my voice; what of it?
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- So There We Were
- So there's this guy
- It was free, so I took it.
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- There was a time when I was a better person
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- There was a young lady of Riga
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- I remember, there was one
- There was an old lady
- There once was a girl named Irene
- There was a land where lived no violets
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- There was a man and a woman
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- There was a cold day
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- One hour there was sunlight
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- some say he was never here at all
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- There is perhaps a sky; that part is unclear
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- The night was alive, and so was I
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- the country was so nice we bombed it twice
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was doing so well.
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- I was never any good at maths at school
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
- there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
- so fragile and cold, i was
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