Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "randomly attacking stuff in writeups is something only a drunken idiot would do"

• What Would Buddha Do?
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• If you can say something nice, do
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• every thing you do tells you something
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• What Would You Do?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Stuff to Do in Davis
• What Would God Do?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• What would EDB do?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Something I thought only I thought about
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• If they would only choose to hear it
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Do something
• You Do Something To Me
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?
• What would Solaris do?
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What Would Judas Do?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• What would Feynman do?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What shall we do with a drunken poet? (document)
• I would do that for you
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• A reason to do something
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• You, standing
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• What would Nietzsche do?
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• There is something we can do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• If only men would listen!
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• Only her hands would give her away
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• it would be hilarious if only
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Stuff White People Do
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• I am within your base of operations, fatally attacking your conscripts
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• The right thing to do
• DOS memory management
• Dos Equis
• To do is to be
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Just Do It
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Our work and why we do it
• DOS prompt
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures
• Jeet Kune Do
• would you like some salt?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What I want from life
• What Germans do best
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• Do NOT feed the troll
• Why men like women's breasts
• do it
• What do you do with your nodes with negative reputation?
• Do You Believe
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• dos dedos mis amigos
• What to do when your car breaks down
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Don't do that then!

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