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(person) by prole (19.9 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun May 28 2000 at 21:58:43

the smoove way to say 'smooth.' notice how it flows off your tongue. people who are smoove get lots of ass, have sugar daddies, sugar mommas, or hos of either sex, and wear lots of expensive clothing and jewelry. if you are smoove, you have a voice like barry white or eartha kitt and you're always charming and never lose your cool. however, most people who are smoove do not have time in their smoove lifestyle to learn to use a computer so, if you're reading this, chances are that you're not all that smoove and probably never will be. sorry.

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