Findings:
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Don't ask me about the half life of love
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- The life train left without me
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- listen()
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- Call Me Maybe
- he calls me monster
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Call Me Princess
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Tell me a story about mains
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me about my contradictions
- magic rectangle, teach me about the world
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Tell me a story about trains
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Don't call me Asian
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- O Me! O Life!
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- call me garbage one more time
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Tell me a story about elephants
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Call me Fish Meal
- it beckons me, the call to write
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- he calls me girly (user)
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about rains
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Tell me a story about plains
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Call me Hashmael
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- What a Shame About Me
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- show me what the world is all about
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- Bring Me to Life
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- You Bring Life to Me
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Tell me about your secret places
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- Here's my number, call me
- Tell me about your faith
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Don't call me Debbie
- Call Me Persephone
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Don't call me white
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Just call me fluffy
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- O tell me the truth about love
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- The Emergency Services called me back
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Call if you need me
- call me a poet
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Don't tell me about her
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Call me Anna
- call me hiroshima
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Ask me about Loom
- He called me Sarah once
- Please, Call me Honky
- tell me a story about lesbians
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- They call me Engineer-khan
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- St. Peter don't you call me
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
- It's all about me (e2poll)
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
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