Findings:

• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• like you're blind but still can see
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Being a dickhead
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Can we fix it? Yes, we can!
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• You never can tell
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• but with words we can create anything
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• How to tell she's good looking
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• you never can tell with bees
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Though you can tell me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• You can tell a Marine
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• old books can tell more than one story
• The Library Book
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• can till can't
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I can no longer tell you
• The man who can fix anything
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can, but you may not
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• But can a robot love.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are

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