Findings:
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Which BSD is right for me?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- right guy
- If memory serves me right
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- May those who are born after me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Right. Me and Herman Melville
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Jesus loves me, right?
- Smile at guys, for me
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Guys who wear skirts
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- who did this to me?
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- let me know who you are now.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- funny fat guy who dies
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
- Yes me, right now
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- you ain't seen me.. right?
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Helping people cheat
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- who me (user)
- You can see right through me
- The stranger who hates me
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- The Humble Guys
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Menards guy
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- why are we who we are?
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- I was a nice guy once
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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