Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the long list of things Americans try to moralize on through legislation"

• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Archived draft E2 FAQ: Glossaries and Long Lists (document)
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Hair-related legislation through the ages
• Why we long to be American
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• American
• American Nuclear Family
• American Culture
• Americans
• American English
• American football
• Ugly Americans
• Young Americans for Freedom
• American Spectator
• An American in Paris
• American Revolution
• Natural American Spirit
• American Bandstand
• This American Life
• American beer
• American Psycho
• American way
• American Literature
• Great American Beer Festival
• American flag
• Keith Jarrett's American Quartet
• American Gothic
• American Pie
• An American Werewolf in London
• Scientific American
• American work ethic
• American Atheists
• American Family Association
• American League
• American Indian Movement
• American cars
• American Politics, American Mythology
• The Greatest American Hero
• American Dream
• American Film Institute
• American West
• An American Family
• Sam the American Eagle
• Native American
• American aspen
• American culture of fear
• American Graffiti
• American spelling
• American Medical Association
• American crossword
• American Maid
• Americans don't speak English
• American Football League
• American Express
• American atheist demographics
• American cheese
• Talking to Americans
• American Mythology
• Native American Mythology
• Interpretations of the lyrics to American Pie
• American Expeditionary Force
• American Samoa
• stupid American
• American girls are all so easy
• American Underworld Dictionary
• American Civil War
• American honey wine
• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Why is American cheese orange?
• American History X
• American Communication Network
• What the American people want politics to be
• Standard American English
• Standard African American English
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• South American Cheek Kiss
• American Museum of Natural History
• North American
• American style option
• The American Dream
• The Young Americans
• American Woman
• American Tabloid
• American Institute in Taiwan
• Why American women shave their legs
• American Kestrel
• Spanish-American War
• Commercialization of higher American education
• New American Standard Bible
• American Music
• Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness
• American Association for History and Computing
• American Eugenics Society
• American Pictures
• American Girls
• American Crossword Puzzle Tournament
• Cornell '69 : Liberalism and the Crisis of the American University
• 100 Greatest American Films
• American Buffalo
• American black bear
• American Tourists
• American crow
• American Flamingo
• American Robin
• American Tree Sparrow
• Philippine-American War
• American Goldfinch
• American Badger
• The American Scholar
• American burying beetle
• The Americans
• American rugby
• The American Republic
• Standard American Yellow Card
• The unique smell of American paper money
• American Pi
• American Enuresis Foundation
• "American Indians": Absurd liberal myth
• American Federation of Labor
• American plan
• American Protective Association
• American politics
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• American Aurora
• Racial Perceptions in Contemporary America
• American mastiff
• My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show
• American Turkey
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• American Sign Language
• American Contraction Reflex
• American acronymization reflex
• An American in Dublin
• origin of modern English names
• the origin of modern African American names
• The Oxford American
• When writers use Latin
• Americans' inability to distinguish between England and Britain
• Why the American Dream is the rest of the world's nightmare
• The Paranoid Style in American Politics
• American Movie
• An American Dream
• Red Dwarf: American Pilot
• The top secret of talking like an American
• American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
• It's my right as an American
• Aspects of pagan mystery religions in American rave culture
• Young Americans
• Shanghai American School
• American McGee's Alice
• Americans are rude
• Last Great American Whale
• American Names
• World League of American Football
• A secret of American pronunciation: Letters 't' and 'd'
• American Bulldogs
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• The American Story Project

If you Log in you could create a "the long list of things Americans try to moralize on through legislation" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.