Findings:
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- What the dust told me
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Tell him, she told me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- Well, pin a gold star on me
- New York City: What my Father told me
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- She told me to say that
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- boss i wish you had told me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- This node was made for you and me
- I was me before being me was cool.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- She told me she wouldn't
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- i told u i was hardcore
- I was doing so well.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I was a homeless bum
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The stone that told me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- If you told me this never happened
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Before you, there was me
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Write me well.
- Lies my physicists told me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- They grow up. No one told me.
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- and I wished you well as you cut me down
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- New York City: What my sister told me
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- Snickers told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I was told you were very pretty
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- New York City: What Martin told me
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Guess rope
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- educated guess
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- The Eleven Guesses
- Guess (user)
- Guess Who
- guess i got rung up (user)
- Quest Guess list
- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- me
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- Don't stand so close to me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- What, me worry?
- England Made Me
- The shape of me and other stuff
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Big Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- why me?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Taste me, taste me
- Gag me with a spoon
- Tell me a story about elephants
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
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