Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the unseen writer who was so busy not writing any of this had thrown away his pen for good"

• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• I was never any good at maths at school
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Never Had It So Good
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• You've never had it so good
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Why must you live so far away?
• In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
• Why are socks so darn good?
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Good writing is destroying everything2
• Taste So Good
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• So far, so good
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• You're so come here go away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• You were always so good to me
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• good writing style
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• The sort who hides away
• Thursday is so far away
• Faraway, So Close!
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• Thrown away bits
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• before either of us had to turn away
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Life Is So Good
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• Eat any good books lately?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I was once young and had a home
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• Gym equipment
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Forgetting his life away
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• So close yet so far away
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• On Being the one who goes away
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• stop adoring from so far away
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• After E.E. Cummings, after his era passed away came
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• This was not my going away party
• so good
• Bears all his sons away;
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Six good men who listened
• I had a really good time tonight
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• So her hat does not blow away
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• Food was purer in the good old days
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• good things come to those who wait
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• tips for writing good fiction
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• so bad it's good
• If I was a good person
• Good help is so hard to find
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The River looks so good tonight
• Oooh it's so good!
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun

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