Findings:
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Computers have no sense of time
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I don't have the time
- In the time you have
- Long Haired Preachers
- Kids have no concept of time
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- The time my father caught me having sex
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- I must have called a thousand times
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Sex in a small car
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- How to have lesbian sex
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Sex with a chicken
- Animals people have sex with
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- have
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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