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Toddler

created by Webster 1913

(person) by fugitive247 (2.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Mar 12 2000 at 7:36:16

A young child who is between crawling and adept running. This period is charecterized by major advancements in development of speech, thought and physical growth and mobility.

(person) by Jet-Poop (5.9 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Oct 27 2000 at 17:48:07

A young person, aged somewhere between a baby and a regular child. Wears diapers. Watches Barney and the Teletubbies. Hollers the word "NO" a lot. Demands candy in your local grocery store. More trouble than they're worth. You should've just got a puppy instead.

(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) Wed Dec 22 1999 at 3:50:17

Tod"dler (?), n.

One who toddles; especially, a young child.

Mrs. Gaskell.

 

© Webster 1913.


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