Findings:

• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• male/female ratio
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Seven words you can never say on television
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Male/Female confessions
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Can you hear me knocking?
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You Can Count on Me
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• no power in the verse can stop me
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• can you get enough of me?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Male vs Female Nudity in movies
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• male or female
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Tell me what I say
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• It was nice working with you
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Seven words you can say on television
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You can see right through me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• can you show me where this came from?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Nothing can stop me now
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Mesopotamian and Greek Myths Concerning Male and Female Roles in Society
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Only Jesus can judge me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• This node was made for you and me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• some say he was never here at all
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If you can say something nice, do
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can You Fill Me In?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Can I Say
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Can You Take Me Back
• The Japan That Can Say No
• Can you hear me flailing
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Can you show me?
• I bet I can make you say black
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Though you can tell me
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• Can You Hear Me?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• Male and Female Asteroids
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Blow me Sideways on Thursdays: Male Psyche in the Era of Feminism
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You say you want to help me
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• She told me to say that
• I was a homeless bum
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You say you love; but with a voice
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Catch Me If You Can
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Before you, there was me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Yan Can Cook
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical

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