Findings:

• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• We get too tense when we drive
• Stoned music memories
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Gravity really gets me down
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
• Breaking down ain't hard to do
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• everything gets written down
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I'll get there when I get there
• When I get like this
• Do you want to get slapped?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• What do you see when you look up?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When water chokes you
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• When did the World get so old?
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• How do you get there?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• get right down to it
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When I get mad I throw harder
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When I Get Low I Get High
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Why do you want to get married?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Craving a smoke
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Get down to tin tacks
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• When fog comes down the mountain
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• When the walls go down
• When Bobby Comes Down
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves

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