Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "what is wrong with me? nothing, but you wouldn't know it by looking at me."

• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Pass Me By
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• you know me (user)
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Nobody for me but you
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Stop looking at me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Do you know me?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I know they are watching me
• let me know who you are now.
• u'll never know me (user)
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• give me the truth or nothing
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Something to remember me by
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Know me better, and love me better
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Nothing can stop me now
• I wouldn't date me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• What is wrong with me?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You wouldn't recognize me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• She told me she wouldn't
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Follow me if you want to know.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• mark me by seconds
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• They Know Me
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• The Me Nobody Knows
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You know you want me, baby!
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Stand by Me
• I don't know what's killing me more, the beauty or the emptiness.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• This music crept by me upon the waters

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