Findings:
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- It will be good when I am leader
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Even the dead will not be safe
- There are times when they seem to be right
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- You will be assimilated
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- The revolution will not be televised
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- I fear I will be nothing
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- There can be only one
- The revolution will not be webcast
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- I will be in my trailer!
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Marks which will never be broken
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Carl Everett
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Children can be cruel
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- University students can be really stupid
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Will I cease to be
- murder can be fun
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- I will always be weird inside
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- It can be cold in the dark
- Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- TV can be a good thing
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Any song can be a love song
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- The television will not be revolutionized
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Exes can be good things
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- There will be time
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- This poem can be put off no longer
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Will I be given that chance?
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- The end will be a sellout
- Who Will Be There
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- I am blind when I want to be
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Valour can be brown
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- No one can be totally logical
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- an excess of anything can be a poison
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