Findings:
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Who wears the pants
- People don't flail when they die
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- play dumb
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- people who wear camo
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- telling people what they don't need to know
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- cat haters
- People who don't smoke will never die
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- people who don't exist
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People who don't read
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Capitalize, please
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- So Who Wear the Pants?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- People who use Windows
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- They Don't Want Me
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Why people who jog live longer
- People want what they cannot have
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Taking things at surface value
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- They don't touch me the same way
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- These people are not your friends
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- Indigenous people don't exist
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- I don't believe in people
- They don't know what they're missing
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Dead links in writeups
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- The rules of pool are not selective
- The bored who complain
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- Ground rush
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Things you give people that they keep
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- They don't understand my tea
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Rape committed by women
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Don't encourage people to read
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Why I don't wear cologne
- They don't know what I've done
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- These are not my pants!
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Know your pets
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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