Findings:

• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
• hell dog (user)
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• The dog who would not back off
• The dog who would not come in
• The dog who would not move
• The dog who would not beg
• Grass Dog (user)
• Dogs
• hot dog
• Black Dog Games
• Mad Dog Vachon
• 2 Stupid Dogs
• Wag the Dog
• You mean the me that you would be
• Dog, the other white meat
• dead dog
• Man Bites Dog
• Yellow Dog Linux
• Snoop Dogg
• dog
• The Bonzo Dog Band
• Dog Heaven
• Dog Show!
• dog's breakfast
• I wanna be your dog
• dog park
• That Dog
• Triumph, the insult comic dog
• A Boy and His Dog
• Weederman, the wonder dog
• Dog Pound
• dog whistle
• Black Dog
• guard dog
• Bagel Dogs
• hair of the dog
• See a man about a dog
• dog's bollocks
• Westminster Dog Show
• Dogs of War
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• Essex Dogs
• Curtail dog
• Dog bee
• Dog day
• Dog days
• Dog fancier
• Dogged
• Dog Star
• Spitz dog
• Water dog
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Davey Dog (user)
• Cats and dogs
• Temple of the Dog
• prairie dog
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• dog slow
• dog and pony show
• The Two Dogs
• Yellow Dog Republican
• yellow dog contract
• slinky dog
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Dog and the Cook
• The Dog and the Oyster
• The Dogs and the Hides
• The Shepherd and the Dog
• The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
• The Dog's House
• The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
• The Dogs and the Fox
• tofu dog
• Hair of the dog that bit you
• Colorado Minty Dog
• boonie dogs
• Salty Dog
• Top Dog
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• salty dog rag
• The old dog
• The dog ate my homework
• dog shit
• old chestnut: Lisa's dog
• answer: Lisa's dog
• Computerized replacement dog brain
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Poi Dog Pondering
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Dog hair
• Dog Eat Dog
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• We named the dog Indiana
• vegetarian dog food
• boy, girl and dog paradox
• Ghost Dog and the ice cream man
• Sauce au Chien (Caribbean "Dog Sauce")
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark
• screwing the dog
• Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
• To say nothing of the dog
• Teaching your dog not to jump on people
• The Angriest Dog in the World
• dog knot
• dog knot legend
• Really Good Dog Treats
• whistle dog
• that's not my wee dog
• Teaching your dog to bark less incessantly
• Teaching your dog to bark more incessantly
• dog tired
• the Association of Pet Dog Trainers
• Stray Dog
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Sea Dogs
• Why cats are better than dogs
• Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
• Dog soup
• Dog Man Star
• The Happiest Dogs
• Spit the Dog
• Groove Dog
• Three Dog Night
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• Leo The Road Rage Dog
• going to the dogs
• horn dog
• The Dog House
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Dental Disease in Dogs
• Working dog
• Lost Dogs
• Dogs that have owned me
• Exploding Dog
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• Yves Jumbo Veggie Dogs
• Nate Dogg
• Diamond Dogs
• Adopting a dog from the Humane Society
• Dog on Wheels
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Battersea Dogs Home
• Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
• Hummus Dog

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