Findings:
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- painting stars that have come to be
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- Don't Be Afraid
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I don't want to be alone
- You don't have to remember my name
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I have a punklin and you don't
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't have the time
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- I don't have a television set
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Cats don't have brakes
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- So you don't have to
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- When you know things are just meant to be
- you have to be kidding
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't Be Evil
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- don't be absurd (user)
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I don't want to be successful
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- A reason to drink
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You don't have any real problems
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- you have to be close to catch it
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Don't be sad
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- painting stars that have not come to be
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I don't need to be loved by you
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
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