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• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
• My Best Friend's Sister
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Best friend
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Best Friend (user)
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Man's best friend
• when all the white horses have broken free
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Best of Friends
• Why you're my best friend.
• I have lots of gay friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Some of my best friends are djs
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I know I have been dreaming
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Some of my best friends are
• Dating your best friend
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How to find your new best friend
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• My best friend, Josh
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• best friends
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Some of my best friends are...
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• When living we have need of Death
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• My best dead friend
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• brandys best friend (user)
• The day my best friend cried
• Best Friends Forever
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• Being married to your best friend
• a letter to my best friend
• Sex with your best friend
• On a former best friend
• Mother knows best
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• A book has always been my best friend
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I have a friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Memory is best served when chilled
• to my best friend
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• never know who told it best
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• When impressing friends with food
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Brainy people make the best friends
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• When I have female children
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Stoned music memories
• My gay best friend
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Best friends, for awhile
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Art has an actual purpose
• Father Knows Best

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