Mythological bugs and disease of the schoolyard or playground. The word probably derives from the Malay kutu, meaning "a biting, parasitic insect". Often spread from female children to male children (or the opposite, male to female) via kisses or other public displays of affection. Effectively warded off using the common cootie shot or cootie lock.

Common symptoms and consequences of cooties include (but are not limited to):
  • Shouting "I do not! I do not!" at the top of one's lungs.
  • Marrying someone you didn't intend to within 10-15 years.
  • Being avoided by your peers for about 10-15 minutes, or until someone else catches cooties.
  • Being subjected to the dreaded cootie beatings, a rare but unpleasant experience.

Sometimes also used to describe a head lice infestation.


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