GoodKingNerdnor
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| user since | | Sun Nov 12 2000 at 20:41:54 (7.7 years ago ) |
| last seen | | Sun Jun 22 2008 at 06:12:23 (3.8 weeks ago ) |
| number of write-ups | | 183 - View GoodKingNerdnor's writeups (feed) |
| level / experience | | 4 (Scribe) / 7455 |
| C!s spent | | 251 |
| mission drive within everything | | Get voted "most popular scribe in his class." |
| specialties | | Hardware fu, and eventually software fu |
| school/company | | Kleptophone Enterprises - we steal music so you don't have to. |
| motto | | There is a fine line between genius and insanity and I think I just used it to floss with... |
| most recent writeup | | June 21, 2007 |
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April 11, 2005: I can legally consume alcohol now. I'm sure some of you should be afraid, but not too much.
Male Homo sapien. Rarely strays far from the area surrounding 33:16:53.400N latitude and 97:09:56.160W longitude. Commonly observed in his natural habitat surrounded by multiple electronic devices. Can also be seen gawking at females of the same species. Highly intelligent, slightly younger than most to have strayed from the parental units, but surviving.
email: tonytoepfer@hotmail.com
AIM: Tony6785
Spark Info:
"Joyous trumpets and champagne supernovas! You are 82% rock-solid friend!"
My purity score is: 7985% Somehow I got more pure in the last year, I don't know what to think of that.
I'm 80% datable.
However, I am apparently 33% gay (less than the national average of 39%)
I scored an 84% on the love test, fun facts:
"people more loveable than you (1%)
people just as loveable as you (0%)
people less loveable than you (98%)"
My "stress level percentage": 11% To be less stressed I must be unconscious
My sexual orientation is: 75% straight, apparently I'm "senstitive" or something
My "gender" is: 85% male
I am only 23% bitch, unlike my sister who registered a whopping 87% bitch - no shock insued from this result
I will die at the age of: 80 on June 2, 2064, with a 5% chance of dying from auto-felatio.
I will make my first million at the age of: 28, with 300,000 or it made "workin between the sheets"
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User Bookmarks:
- juliet
- Richard Hofstadter
- Cthulhu
- Trillian
- I look better when I am wet
- July 28, 1999
- Geek pick-up lines
- Pictures of Everythingians
- I fuck your sunshine
- Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
- What level do we learn fireball?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- TAMS
- I can't find a bra that fits right
- I despise ribbon cable
- Everything2 Civil War
- Borderline personality disorder
- The Engineers' Drinking Song
- "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The worst name ever
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7 (idea)
- I am forced to smoke my cat (idea)
- Hey, faggot! (idea)
- A message from sensei
- How to overclock your modem
- January 18, 2001
- As the towel begins to slide down your body
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Sex with your best friend
- mental poker
- Basic Math
- You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
- If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" GIVE THE RABBIT A FUCKING BOWL OF CEREAL, YOU DICK! (idea)
- Monkey Ball
- The tale of Stumpy Bob (person)
- The Great E2 Fin de Siecle Fiction Challenge (idea)
- Hello, sorry to wake you, your father is dying
- US Fencing Classification System
- E2 Sherlock / Mozilla Search Plugin
- Thanks Playboy! : A meeting of two noders
- Joe and the Five Questions
- Speeding up your Mac
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