This math's book means nothing to me as I throw it off the overpass into incoming car traffic. The machine guns are manned with men of steel and my eyes are moving back and forth checking over and over again to see if the vermin have gotten through my defenses. Slowly my hand slips down towards my belt and the sun sets as my fingers unbuckle it. I stick my hand down deep inside my under pants and pull out that small naggin of vodka I keep hidden there for just such an emergency. Like some geek stroking his member at three in the morning while his mother sleeps below I sneak a quick tipple being careful to make sure no one is looking or hiding in the shadows waiting to catch me at such a despicable act. The paranoid creative process at work is finally revealed in all its pathetic cringe inducing glory.
- I dont sleep enough and I am very hungry. What more do you need to know ?
Here are a few Sig's you can use on /. to annoy people:
- "Unix is a Fascist state, Windows is a Democracy. Which works?"
- "Its my constitutional right to steal 'your' cutlery!"
- "Is Theo de Raadt to the unix world what otto von bismarck is to modern France?"