I'll try to express my thoughts to the fullest extent of my ability by using only the most proper words that I can find. When I can not find the proper word then I will only settle for the finest of substitutes. I will strive to fully express my understanding, but will not go that little bit extra, for that is the genius I ask to keep for myself. To elaborate is to have more people relate and thus making less people think of me as an individual.
R@Np0M Q&A with Sinepyriah and Himself.
Himself: What are your three favorite websites according to your history?
Sinepyriah: E2, Ampland and Youtube.
Himself: Ampland?
Sinepyriah: Find out for your self.
Himself: What's there, porn?
Sinepyriah:....
Himself: How many Cd's do you own?
Sinepyriah: Two Hundred. And Twenty. Two. But that's rough approximation.
Himself: Have you ever traveled out of the country you live in?
Sinepyriah: Nope. These aren't very random.
Himself: Are you afraid to die?
Sinepyriah: Sometimes. Nope not random at all.
Himself: Are you always a dick to everyone?
Sinepyriah: Yep.
Himself: Even to your grandma?
Sinepyriah: Sometimes, it comes with the territory.
Himself: Your mom?
Sinepyriah: Nope only to your mom! She loves that kind of shit.
Himself: This fucking interview is over.
Sinepyriah: No wait, do you see that 10 ft. elf walking a way?
Him's elf: There is no reason to make fun of me because of my mutated genetics.
Sinepyriah: Sorry, I thought I was just dreaming. So, you're real?
Him's elf: Better believe it.
Sinepyriah: Those assholes dosed me!
Him's elf: Sorry, I don't follow?
Sinepyriah: SsShit.
Him's elf: Are you alright dude?
Sinepyriah: Somebody slipped me some acid, SHIT!
Sinepyriah: --Fuck.
Him's elf: What kind of acid, are you sure you're going to be okay?
Sinepyriah: It was some very pure LSD; I'll be alright I think.
Him's elf: What does LSD do?
Sinepyriah: It's kinda hard to explain, it turns your entire cerebral cortex on at once. Lets just say; it gives people super powers.
Him's elf: What kind of super powers do you have?
Sinepyriah: The ability to see things that are not really there, they're there, but go unseen by normal pupils.
Himself:....(dazed and confused)
Him's elf: So, Sine?
Sinepyriah: Oh God, Here we go again. Yes, Elf boy?
Elf boy: Are you feeling alright?
Sinepyriah: Yep, but do you see those purple elephants?
Himself: Are you sure your alright?
Sinepyriah: MAN, my fuc-King hands are melting.
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