Note: I have freakish editors/gods powers granting me strange and unusual abilities. dem bones made me say this to explain the cute photo above. I do not edit, modify, or delete content belonging to other users. I do use my powers for functions related to the Everything Engine and the edev usergroup. For more information, see the power structure of everything 2.

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Genuis behind Jellybean, villain behind QDMerge. Once fixed the Chatterbox but broke something else. Founder of the Nitrozac Boot Squad. Believer in free advertising.

Knows way too much about Perl and Perl Monks.

Publishable poet and hero to small children. Known worldwide for his excruciating book reviews on Slashdot.

Actually got money for doing a real job.

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Critical acclaim for chromatic:

But the mighty chromatic production line of legendary code and prose is clearly not the work of one man.
-- neshura

you...LIGHT UP MY LIFE...
-- hemos

To think all that intelligence will have to stop there
-- G. Stegall

Thanks, that *is* better.
-- Grant from Newsforge

What is O'Reilly?
-- Linford Detweiler