Findings:
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Trust, but verify
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- sad but true (user)
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Being a dickhead
- Tanks But No Tanks
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- no ideas but in things
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Close, but no cigar
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- There is no god but God
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I'm not homophobic but...
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I'm not racist but...
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- We had no bait but our tongues
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- There is no dream but this.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- No Child Left Behind Act
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Everyone acts from the best intentions
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