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Her hair is blond in early pictures



my mother dyed her hair red


red like the color of leaves on fire


she is pretty the way women used to be pretty


a parted lip pretty

a pretty that sighs and looks at its watch


and never believes it is pretty enough


she never thinks she is ever enough

and never believes there is ever enough


enough money or love


or color or time


her hair has turned gray

and she is still pretty


pretty the way I wish that I was


pretty the way I know that I’m not


she colors my world

like autumn or heaven


and I don’t believe there’s ever enough


enough words


enough time


to tell her I wasn’t


to say

English actress, 1962 - date

"I'm an atheist, so it was actually a joy. Spitting on Christ was a great deal of fun. I can't embrace a male god who has persecuted female sexuality throughout the ages. And that persecution still goes on today all over the world."
— Donohoe, on her role in Lair of the White Worm

Born in Golders Green in London on 29th June, 1962, she was seemingly destined to be an

Principia Discordia

POEE is pronounced "POEE"

An acronym for the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF EPJS ESOTERIC. The first part can be taken to mean "equivalent deity, reversing beyond-mystique." Not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention, except for MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, AB, DD,

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