Literary Karaoke

The Best of The Week

 

You're completely alien to me, Sydney. And that can't only be since five o'clock.

-Dyan Cannon, to Michael Caine in Deathtrap

 

Never again. Promise me Nicky. 

He squeezed my hand.

Never, he said. Never again.

Nicky and me had two cats back then. Snowball was black as a dead man’s hand. Then we got Nixon, who was white as a sheet. We were thinking of names when we heard a guy on his cellphone say, “What can I tell ya, the cat looked like Nixon.” He laughed. We laughed. Nixon it was. 

I am watching Deathtrap for the thousandth time. It was made in the eighties. Stars Michael Caine as a washed-up playwright. Dyan Cannon’s his wife. I watch that movie when I love no one.

Our house was yellow, with roses in front. Nicky and I rented it month to month. A two-story place, more room than we needed. But we fell in love with it the first time we saw it.

There were coffee shops

 

“In response to seeing photos of children being

separated from their parents at the U.S. border with

Mexico, an external White House adviser said of

Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, “He actually

enjoys seeing those pictures.”

 

-The Southern Poverty Law Center

 

All their rooms have bars on the window.

They stand

A Medley:

On this day in 1947, Kenneth Arnold reported nine unidentified flying objects, crescent-shaped craft which behaved like nothing on this earth. They moved, he said, like saucers skipping across the water.

Thus was born the modern UFO/flying saucer/alien contactee craze.


Vidi aquam egredientem de templo, a latere dextro, Alleluia

I attended the opening of the Canadian

News for Noders

June 3: Saint kevin's Day.

June 4: Aesop's Birthday.

June 11: TerribleAspect's birthday!

June 13: Serjeant's Muse's birthday!

June 16: Bloomsday.

June 19: Juneteenth.

June 20: Summer solstice (northern hemisphere) and winter solstice (southern hemisphere).

June 21: nicolasstag's birthday!

June 23: AdamTheDewott's birthday!

June 23: weroland's birthday!

June 28: Tau Day.


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April 1: By popular demand, March has been redacted.

April 10: Happy birthday, nuggets!

April 12: Yuri's Night

April 22: Happy Earth Day, fellow earthlings!

April 23: Saint George's Day.

April 24: Happy birthday, Rancid_Pickle!

April 30: Walpurgis Night.

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February 1: Brevity Quest 2025 begins!

February 2: Happy birthday Auspice!

February 2: Happy birthday npecom!

February 5: Happy birthday wertperch!

February 8: Happy birthday to panamaus

February 15: Happy birthday Admin to the goo!

February 23: Happy birthday Samuel Pepys!

February 29: Happy birthday Browncoat!


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January 1: Gregorian New Year.

January 16: National Nothing Day.

January 24: Happy Birthday Silverai_me!

January 26: Happy Birthday Segnbora-t!

January 30: Happy Birthday O-Swirl!


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December 1: Iron Noder ends

December 9: Smallpox eradication day.

December 9: Grace Hopper's birthday.

December 12: Happy birthday to horacetheclown!

December 21: Winter solstice arrives 10:27 PM, EST.

December 23: Happy birthday to Nemosyn!

December 25: Hanukkah begins.

December 25: Merry Christmas!

December 29: HairQuest 2024 ends.


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