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23/7/2103: Contingency Log Begins.
22:18 : Location recorded. Kissinger Research Outpost, Rachmaninoff Crater, Mercury.
22:19 : User Status Synced. Matthias Corner. Male. Age 35. Internal Temp: 58.5° Fahrenheit.
22:21 : Situation Analysis Construct conversion from Standard to Emergency mode complete. Begin situation Evaluation.
22:22 :User is running down Corridor E. Gunfire can be heard behind him. Bullets whizz by. Most Likely Explanation: K.R.P may be under attack.
22:22 : Attacker appears in front of user. User disarms and neutralises attacker. Analysis of attacker reveals possible affiliation with terror group known as “The Solbenders”.
22:23 : User turns and fires the stolen gun three times at pursuers. Two shots hit, one pursuer takes a round to the head; presumed dead. User is shot once in the abdomen. Nanobots dispatched to…
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We really need to change that phrase. It has been a while since even the most foul gas station coffee could be bought with a pocket full of nickels. But lets go with the traditional phrasing, for now.
As mentioned previously, I have an online gig economy job where I make seventeen cents a minute. (Which, semi-related, means I need to work 3 minutes to get that proverbial cheap styrofoam cup gas station coffee.) I have short conversation with English language learners. How many hours
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Trigger warning. Bad language ahead.
ChatGPT did it again. Give me a 'Prove that you're human' test, then log me in. Except you won't log me in, you'll fail, present me with an identical test, and fail again. At what point can I prove that I'm human by punching my screen in and giving up with (very human) impatience? Because right just now I am done. That should be a part of the bastard test. Increment a counter with every attempt, and offer me a "Fuck you shithead, I'm done!" button
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