"Four Smash!"
"Fantastic Four: Taco Bell Exclusive Collector Edition" is a comic from around 2009 that was distributed with "kid's meals" at Taco Bell, apparently one of four editions featuring Marvel Super-Heroes and distributed by Taco Bell. A small notice on the lower right of the cover proclaims "Not For Resale", and yet I bought this for fifty cents out of the bins at a local comic store. Hopefully I am not getting into trouble for the crime of trading money for a promotional comic.
Anyway, what goes on in here? This is not a full sized comic, with the main story measuring in at 11 pages. It is a bog standard Fantastic Four story, and is set in an indeterminate time in the Fantastic Four's long continuity. Reed and Susan are eating an anniversary dinner, when a feuding and rough-housing Thing and Human Torch interrupt them. Just as recriminations are about to abound from their ruined dinner, the Hulk attacks, and after futile attempts to fight him, they finally
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