Great quotes from "The Young Ones"
Mike: What's ugly, stupid and boring and is standing in front of me called Neil?
Neil: Me.
Mike: Perfectly correct.
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Rick: Neil? Is it really necessary to have the light on when you're in the bath?
Neil: Well yeah.
Rick: Why? What are you planning to do, photosynthesize?
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Neil: Hey wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film..."We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other."
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Prisoner 1: Transported to the colonies for life, and for what? Scum I was to that beak, nothing but scum. 'Tis for my accent and my situation that I am condemned. 'Tis for the want of better graces and the influence they bring that I am to board this prison hulk.
Prisoner 2: And for all them murders you done.
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Rick: Well, of course there's long queues, the banks are only open for about 5 minutes a day, so the only people who can get into them are unemployed people, and what are they doing going to banks when they're not supposed to have any money, that's what I'd like to know.