There will probably never be another picture taken of me that looks this good.
As for me and my friends, we like to travel.
"The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother."
— Samuel Langhorne Clemens