If you need me, I'm nemosyn23 on the google mail
NYE 2010 costume: node on my shirt and softlinks on my legs. You can't see it, but I dressed in Kernel Blue. Only because I don't own anything in Jukka...
Sometimes I'm a bowl of petunias.
Mostly, though, I'm a whale.
Apocalypse 2020: An Ongoing Series
- January 1, 2020: Canberra, Day 1
- January 2, 2020: Spilt Milk
- January 18, 2020: Hail, Climate Change!
- January 23, 2020: Node-by-Phone
- January 27, 2020: Two Sunsets
- February 1, 2020: January, day 32
- March 17, 2020: The Great
PlagueBog Roll Shortage
You don't get to be a great cook without some great disasters. Keep things in perspective with this handy scale.
|X ow
| X ah, Christmas X smoky plum jam
| X hangover
clean |
up |
| X idk WHAT happened to THAT cheesecake
| X Mum... help?
| X home-made butter
|X garlic soup X split white chocolate
| X smoked pumpkin soup X forgot to add water to the cake mix
| X green soup X the cheesecake in the frypan
| X green yoghurt X Xmas 2019
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bad ----------------------------------------------------------TASTE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- good
I have had three years with you
Now you have three weeks.
I will not have a house by then.
You will not see my kitchen.
You will not come for dinner.
You will not tell me when to trim the hedges.
You will not try my cakes.
You will not have a present under my Christmas tree.
You will not know what I will name my children.
And I don't know how to cope with this.
Oh, fuck the fucking links. It's 2am and I can do it tomorrow. Besides, it's just a crappy ramble. Go away and leave it alone, poor rambly homenode never did anything to you now, did it?
I find it somehow satisfying to think that every person who is part of this wonderful, crazy world of words and links and memes will be leaving a mark, even when they have gone. In a hundred years very few of us will be alive and fewer still will remember April Trolls Day or even the address for everything2. But I like to think that it will still be here, with an old guard who remember the way it used to be, back in the early C21st, when newbies were polite to EDB in the Catbox, and you had to put your own HTML in by hand. Oh yes, by hand, you had to copy and paste every last command. And there wasn't always a transfer button in the Scratch Pad, you ungrateful shite. In fact, there wasn't always a Scratch Pad.
And the newbies - which by then, from our point of view, will be anyone under level 40 - will tell the tale of how once upon a time a mysterious masked noder called Webster 2035 appeared and noded the entire dictionary in one day . And wonder what soy has to do with anything. Or everything.
And when we finally die, someone going through our papers will find a login... a name, an address... they'll log on and find us here, find a world their father or aunt or sister lived in that they knew nothing about. They'll look at our hopeful offerings and be awed by the sheer size of this place, which by then will be run by servers covering an area the size of a small town.
And maybe one day, in the far distant future, someone will upvote your most precious writeup, and you will, in absentia, acquire one xp. They won't know you are gone. They won't care. But somewhere, in node heaven, you will be watching and whispering, "Look at that merit score...I know if I could just get to a keyboard I could level up with two more nodes... just two..."
How about some descriptionwords in here for once. Dry yukky ones, because I am feeling dry and yukky.
I am sitting backwards on the computer chair, because if I sit forwards I feel hemmed in. I feel hemmed in because I am nervous. I am nervous because the waterbombing helicopters keep flying by my flat and I am scared of them. That they will fall and crash and the noise will be so loud and I will be trapped and helpless and die.
I am alone because BlakJak has gone to Sydney to visit Taliesin's Muse. That makes me nervous too, being alone. I would like to eat a fresh hot tangy lemon sponge pudding but I am too lonely to cook.
My hand itches where it got burnt and now is healing nicely but with maximum irritation.
Most of all I am scared of life because I don't know what to do next.
The Bookmarks of Nemosyn: An Thematic Collection
Food
A trip to a minimalist restaurant
All Purpose Cultural Salt Cake of Doom
Black mussels with spiced tomato, coriander and couscous - serve in the pot, use the mussel shells as scoops
Caramelled Potatoes
Chocolate Crackles
Chocolate Fondant - if making GF, use the heaviest flour you can find
clotted cream
Cookery
Double crust death by lemon pie - pastry is hard for GF ppl but low FODMAP flour does a great job if you can use it
Green Onion Pancakes
Kimchi Soup with Tuna
Korean Recipes
low FODMAP recipes on E2
pavlova
pea soup
Poached strawberries - zero effort, use syrup in cocktails or champagne, on icecream, over dry cakes, etc.
Raspberry souffle with poached strawberries and mint pesto - do yourself a favour and make it!
Risoni with lemon, garlic and parsley
Roasted pepper cheesecake
Slow-braised chorizo with tomato, chickpeas and lemon
Tamarind and star anise chicken - very simple, very tasty, endlessly variable
Tippy Golden Flowery Broken Orange Pekoe
Toblerone-based Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows filled with Mint Pesto
Everything2 is a Community
A day in the life of Everything, Kansas
A History of Everything2
A message from sensei
adidas's default scratch pad
Asamoth
Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
Between the Cracks
The Complaint Node
E2 catbox commands
E2 HTML tags : Chapter 0
E2 Penny Jar
Everything homenode adventure
Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Nemosyn
Everything2 Memorial Node
The Everything Poem
For a boat of white bone, and we three
Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
Jinmyo
My Everything2
Nodes explaining noder names
Nodes of the Year
Pile on nodes
reQuest
RumourQuest 2006
Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
Everything2 Easter Eggs
Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google!
The One True Meme
asshat (idea)
The Atlas of True Names
badelynge
Changes in Southern British pronunciation
Charactonym
A chronology of English color terms (thing)
Cological, Trilogical, and Borromeological Words
cognitive hygiene
dwile flonking
English plurals
alphabetical order
de
Doo-Wop Secret Decoder
Dyirbal
Eat Poop You Cat
Echo Base
For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
foupe
Holding up a bank in Latin
The Homeopathic Guide to Nuclear Power
How to distinguish a Dragon
How to host a dungeon
How to prepare a manuscript
Japanese Slang
Jeames
meta-etymology
naki tsura ni hachi
Old People Names
Omphacine
pleonasm
Pleonastic seriously, it's a word about words, and a spoonerism!
Plural forms of "clitoris"
Pronunciation of the names of thoroughfares
psephology
Rache
short-order code
Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
When having sex in ancient Rome
Just on spec, addressed as follows:
"It could use a space ship," said the angel
Another sleep-inducing panel on the plague of public somnolence
Arthur Dent's Eulogy for Douglas Adams
Choose Your Own Adventure: Teloch od Eophan
Conversations with Fo Fo, the Loneliest dog in Purgatory
Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
December 20, 2002 (fiction)
December 20, 2003 (fiction)
Desiderata of Time and Elevation
An Incomplete List of Untrue Facts
death grip
Ed stories (fiction)
Feature request for Universe 2.0
Ground Control to Major Tom
Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
How did I get here, Sarah?
I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans.
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
I hope you're somewhere smiling
The Intellectually Slutty Red Dress
Last Chapter of a Novel: An Everything Quest
Legend of the Red Barracuda, or: Driving through Space with the Windows Rolled Down
The life and times of a fallen angel
The Man With The Terrible Eyes
the mystic E2 Dragon
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
October 17, 2003
Prosenoder's Cup 2018
Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
Song of Ceber 0: Explanatory Notes
Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen
Stories about Mia
Stories from the Home
There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
Unleashed
Why there is no moloch13
Poetry
100,000,000,000,000 Sonnets
A List of Titles This Poem Could've Had
A Space Child's Mother Goose
all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
An almost empty room
And she's walking as if her feet hurt
CONFICIONS SUSPIRMED!
Death Poem of Toyotomi Hideyoshi
Deor
Don's missing a mastodon
For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
emotional calculus (poetry)
The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
I speak to you in my mind and you do not hear
In Da Club
Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
I Come From a Land
It will never be just you
It's fall and you know what that means
l(a
The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
Not the Sunscreen Song
Painted birds
Ride Forth
Sapphic Sonnet No. 1
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
Songs to raise girls
The Sonnet Game
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
Two-word poem
The Unincorporated Woman
villanelle
When You Live Alone
Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
The young poet, facing a deadline, scans pages 450-467 of the OED
(idea)
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Daily Evil - Monday, September 11th
Daily Evil - Tuesday, September 12th
Daily evil - Tuesday, October 31st
Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
How to distinguish a Dragon
Hu's On First: China, 2003
I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
Musicians who played Birdland
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
Remembrances of things past
Snub Log: February 18, 1768
Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
Two Gentlemen on Veronica
Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
What would an Octopus society look like?
When You Are: a guide for time travelers
Assorted Nouns
10,000 Days
The Art of Bitchcraft
Big Things in Australia
Cardinal Richelieu
The Carrington Event
Charles Kingsley
The difference between tritone, augmented fourth, diminished fifth, #11 and b5
E2 Quest: Histories of the World
Ear training : interval identification
Eddie would go
Eric Bogle
Fokker
Joey Bishop
John Mytton
John Thomas Cholmondeley-Minge
LieQuest 2013
Mazda MX-5
Moonbeam Sundae
My aunt doesn't like them
mythological rivers
Niels Bohr
Nigel Molesworth
Nomic
Quentin Blake
Regency
reQuest 2020: an E2 reVue
Ross River Fever
Saint John's Bible
Sauce béarnaise syndrome
Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
Sheepshank
tes
The Atlas of True Names
The Big Potato
The Shiring of England
Tom Lehrer
Ulrich Haarbürste's Novel of Roy Orbison in Clingfilm
Warwick Castle
Yangtze River
Cogitare
1,340,666 women just like me
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
Affordance (thing)
Feature request for Universe 2.0
Getting free pianos
Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
Homenode Riddles
How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
Last Thursdayism
Nemo dat quod non habet
nemo est supra leges
nemo iudex in causa sua
Nemo me impune lacessit
Open Letter to Saddam Hussein
Schelling Point
Unspoken preface to "Mary Poppins"
Villages in Germany are three kilotons apart
War in Iraq, pacifism, and the real world
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
HOWTO: Human
The Astronaut Gets Lucky
The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
Come here, you feet
Defending yourself with a hardcover book
Get back to where you once belonged
Goodbye Earl
I remember when we built real forts
I told you I love you, now get out
I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
imagine
Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
The introverted thinker and the guitar
January 19, 2003
The Joy Luck Fight Club
June 20, 2005
Klompen Dance
Lonesome Road
Look, the stars are falling down
May 29, 2001
Missed you by ten years - Sorry
My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
Natural History of the Chicken
Nodes for Children
o ;pbr upi
On becoming a parent
The Owl is the messenger of death, and the patron of change
Party Like It's 1499
Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
Potato sack dresses
reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
Seven Winters
Strip Jenga
Teach your million tiny babies to parasail
That's it. I quit team sanity.
Things that you will do in an emergency situation
Very sweet and not at all smooth
Walk behind a woman
the way she wears her weary
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Worry not about the cars that go by
Nodeshells
Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
Lothar von Richthofen
A remembrance day I wish I could forget
sabers in the moonlit quad
Småland
There's a drummer downstairs
Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
Vonnegut's Rules of Writing
We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
Welcome to rocket surgery. Here is your scalpel and your missile launcher.
when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
you, mourning for what he took