Findings:
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Far From Me
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
- People just expect things from me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He brings me books like flowers
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- New York City: What Martin told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- What the dust told me
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He taught me how to smoke
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- New York City: What my sister told me
- Lies my physicists told me
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- away from me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- he that is not with me is against me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She told me she wouldn't
- Snickers told me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- New York City: What my Father told me
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- boss i wish you had told me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Take me from home
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- The Buddhist is drained from me
- Take it from me
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- How to prevent records from warping
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He loves me, he loves me not
- can you show me where this came from?
- From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- she, he, and me
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- He Hate Me
- he calls me monster
- He that is not with me is against me.
- The day he gave me a lift
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- he calls me girly (user)
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- He called me Sarah once
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- Tell him, she told me
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- far be it from me
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- If you told me this never happened
- The stone that told me
- She told me to say that
- They Flee From Me
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- Notes from the Underground
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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