Findings:
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- he has her eyes
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- My mother wants her mother to die
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
- How to test if a knife is sharp
- How M&M's are really made
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How I Met Your Mother
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- The look in her eyes
- How to win back your soul in hell
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- History Has Its Eyes on You
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- How the heart really works
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
- her eyes can't find you at first
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- If you could see her through my eyes
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to find something which has been lost
- The distractibility of her eyes (sapphire)
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- The Girl with the Sun in her Head
- How to convert binary to English in your head
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to design a psychological test
- A rope to hang her, mother, a rope to hang her
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Shutting the water off for real
- Kid tested, mother approved
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to pass a piss test
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How to roll an "R" in the back of your throat
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- how do we take it all back?
- Old red eyes is back
- How to minimize wrinkles between your eyes
- Crossing one eye
- Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
- her eyes were brimming with souls
- when still her eyes held water
- And her eyes lightnings and her shoulders wings
- The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Looking at the back of your own head
- Speculative bangs covered her eyes
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Her back
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
- I am a mental construct in her head
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- Sarah Palindrome driving her Civic with a kayak on the roof headed for Laval
- If only I could get into her head
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
- The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- Taking a multiple choice test
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
- Taking an IBO multiple choice test
- How I met my Mother in Law
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- the small of her back
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- Pig on her back
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
- I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- her eyes
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- and now back to your regularly scheduled test pattern
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Her Violet Eyes
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- The devil has blue eyes
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- confusion in her eyes that says it all
- World In Her Eyes
- The one the queen keeps her eye on
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- what has a thousand eyes, a thousand fangs, a thousand wings and a thousand claws
- Her eyes are gold
- The Interface Series: Mother Horse Eyes
- Winning back your girlfriend
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- Stretching your lower back
- Are you really head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
- How to shrink a head
- Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- An incomplete poem in her head
- Letting it go to her head
- my baby sleeps on her head
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- how to square a number in your head
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- The papier-mâché dinosaur in her mother's toolshed, and its fateful escape
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- My mother in her tiny combat boots
- How long have you been in love with her?
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
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