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• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Stoned music memories
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People don't flail when they die
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• They don't understand my tea
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Even if You Don't
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• chop saw
• The thing about magic
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Talking about death
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't piss here
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• They Don't Want Me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• You, standing
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Here's the thing about losing a limb
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• A Story About Magic
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• They don't know what they're missing
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Rape committed by women
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• real hackers don't use variable types
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Talking about the weather
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• I used to dream about becoming a rock star
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• When you think about smoking
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• I don't care about the air
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Don't tell me about her
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• Talking about death 2
• Don't think about it
• When to talk about religion
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• here's the thing about the brain download
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• What are you talking about?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't ask me about the half life of love
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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