Findings:
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Up Your Ass
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- The Penitent Man Will Serve
- The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Blowing smoke up your ass
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- The "ass" jellybean
- Spare Ass Annie
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
- a huge man ass (user)
- Tap that ass
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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