Findings:
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- because I have given up any care
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Put up a sucker's holler
- Baptist fear of dancing
- They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I have made up a name for my disease
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Things people put up their butts
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- People have fucked up before
- Put up or shut up
- Put up a holler
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
- I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
- Put up a beef
- Rode hard and put up wet
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- You have a big finger
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- Baptist jokes
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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