Findings:
- Know your pets
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Using a command line
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Type A blood
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Why more people should use the color brown
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- Why people who jog live longer
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- people who need people are just people who need people
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- The Knights Who say Ni!
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Dead links in writeups
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Two people who are not touching
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Music need not be popular to be good
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- People who carp about their jobs
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- watch; some people just want to burn the world.
- For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- The other people who hate war
- Who are wise in love, love most, say least
- In God we trust? Who says?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Who's Who Among American College Students
- Taking things at surface value
- cat haters
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- People who use Windows
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Capitalize, please
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- The People Who Used to Live There
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- these are the wolves who run all night
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- Actors who have played Hitler
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Women Who Run With the Wolves
- Helping a loved one with depression
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Who says violence solves nothing?
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- Who run Bartertown?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- play dumb
- Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- The bored who complain
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Who's Who Among American High School Students
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- People who are not anarchists
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- people who wear camo
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People who don't read
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- people who don't exist
- People who died laughing
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People who love FTP
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