I am not done creating abominations!
PREP TIME: Five minutes
COOK TIME: Ten minutes
SERVES: 1
INGREDIENTS:
1 cup cider (soft or hard, your choice)
1/2 cup cranberry juice
1 tbsp cocoa powder
1/2 tbsp ground cinnamon
1 tbsp sour cream
1/8 tsp vanilla extract
1/8 tsp peppermint extract
DIRECTIONS:
1. Pour cider and cranberry juice into small saucepan. Heat on high until bubbles form and vapor rises.
2. Turn to low and stir in cinnamon and cocoa powder. Stir until both are completely dissolved.
3. Stir in sour cream. Do the best you can to get it mixed; you will be left with small clumps and that is fine.
4. Stir in vanilla and peppermint extract.
5. Remove from heat, let cool for a couple minutes, then serve.
RESULTS:
Well, it. Uh. It sure has a taste.
Wonder if I could get weirder with it though. Any suggestions for things to add? I'm thinking nutmeg and cornstarch.