Findings:
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- tell me what you have in your heart
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- Lesser of Two Evils
- Whether you vote for the lesser of two evils, you vote for evil
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- Tell me a story about brains
- Evil Demon vs. Brain in a Vat
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- We're trying to have a baby
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Choose a star with me
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- What have you done for me lately?
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- The Two Frogs
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- The Man with two Brains
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- You have no power over me
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Tell me a story about trains
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- my religion doesn't have a name
- The lesser of three evils
- FrOg LeGs (user)
- Submit to me, you evil fly!
- Doesn't Remind Me
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Why we have two ears
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I could have been one of a two
- Things video games have taught me
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- you have me at a disadvantage
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- When two legs are worth more than gold
- This is my truth tell me yours
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Live on Two Legs
- Give Me the Brain
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Tell me a story about rains
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Have brain, will travel
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- She doesn't need me anymore
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- Evil is me (user)
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Dogs that have owned me
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Could you have danced with me?
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Have One On Me
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- It could have been me
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
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