Findings:
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Lesser of Two Evils
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- tell me what you have in your heart
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- Whether you vote for the lesser of two evils, you vote for evil
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Tell me a story about brains
- Evil Demon vs. Brain in a Vat
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- Tell me a story about trains
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Choose a star with me
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- When two legs are worth more than gold
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Tell me a story about elephants
- you have me at a disadvantage
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- frog legs
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Could you have danced with me?
- The Man with two Brains
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Live on Two Legs
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- My first comet
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- my religion doesn't have a name
- FrOg LeGs (user)
- The lesser of three evils
- Doesn't Remind Me
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- It could have been me
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Dogs that have owned me
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- You have no power over me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I could have been one of a two
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- This is my truth tell me yours
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- Give Me the Brain
- Tell me a story about rains
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Have brain, will travel
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- She doesn't need me anymore
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- Evil is me (user)
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- The Two Frogs
- Submit to me, you evil fly!
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- We're trying to have a baby
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- Why we have two ears
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- What have you done for me lately?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Have One On Me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Things video games have taught me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
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