Findings:
- astronomical unit
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Least Publishable Unit
- eternity would be boring
- Which Washington would win in a fight? (e2poll)
- They knew what our pain would be.
- That I Would Be Good
- Where would America be without Canada?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I never thought it would be like this
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Animals which may be immortal
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
- Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- That would be me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- A whimper would be fine
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Or at least it used to be
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- only then will we be safe from each other
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- You mean the me that you would be
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- Solar Gravity Clock
- She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
- solar mass
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- atomic mass unit
- earth gravity
- The "Which would you rather do?" Game
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Just to see what it would be like
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Mind without body
- Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- All units be advised
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- what would it take to be serene again?
- That Would Be Enough
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- If you would be so kind
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If you would be seated
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- South African Astronomical Observatory
- Be
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Not to be taken internally
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Information cannot be owned
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- Must be a lesbian
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