Findings:
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- fog machine
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- figure out
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How the heart really works
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- I figured it all out
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How interactive fiction works
- How to get more out of Psi
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to read poetry out loud
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- M4: how the counting loop works
- how to short out a phone line
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to save money and help the earth too
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- How to work with a bureaucracy
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Imagine: How Creativity Works
- That's not how it works
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How stuff works
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to find out your own IP address
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- My man loves action figures too much
- How Network Adapters Work
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How your brain works
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- How a computer works
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Lost in Boston?
- How to escape domestic violence
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- How to node from work
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- how IEEE 754-1985 floats work
- how love works
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- How I Became Stupid
- How to have an out of body experience
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Figure It Out
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Because I'm an adult
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- I figured out Faith
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How the Mind Works
- How the FFT works
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to stay awake at work
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How Things Work
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How The Internet Works
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- How a CD-ROM works
- Xenon strobe
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- How the United States highway system works
- How a sail works
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How community relates to "work"
- How dietary aids work
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to steal from your work
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- audio compression
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to time waste at work
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How Revivalist Preachers Work
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
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