Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• They Don't Want Me
• They did so because they believed they could.
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• They moved like a river
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• People don't flail when they die
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Chipirones en su tinta
• They hum like angels
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• just like mom used to make
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They don't know what I've done
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• On the Air Because They Care
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Things never were what they used to be
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Live Era '87-'93
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• some summers they drop like flies
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• I like my breasts the way they are
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They don't know what they're missing
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They don't touch me the same way
• Rape committed by women
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They don't understand my tea
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• where they used to live
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I don't like grass
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If you don't like it, leave
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Don't use the handicapped stall
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't Make Me Think
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Work like you don't need the money
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• We don't make good wives
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• love like you don't need the money
• you don't love like a cold-weather man

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