Findings:
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
- Words we can't say anymore
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- They say you're a man with true grit.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Advanced Dungeons and Hyperactive Dragons
- Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Core Rules CD-ROM
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Don't say yes if you can't say no
- They did so because they believed they could.
- They say it's never too late
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
- Dungeons & Dragons
- Because I say so
- Straight Talk on Dungeons and Dragons
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition
- Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- They Say that in the Army
- They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
- Chipirones en su tinta
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- On the Air Because They Care
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I can't say anything to you.
- Dungeons and Dragons Third Edition
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition
- Dungeons & Dragons: Tower Of Doom
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- just because they never bothered to really do
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Tough Beans they say (user)
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- They Say That Hope is Happiness
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Longing, they say
- they say
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- They Say It Gets Easier
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- The Department of They
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Because
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because that would make sense
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- "Because it's cold"
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I choose my soft drink because of commercials
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Because I Got High
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- because I am only half of what you need
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
- because the attachment is fierce
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Because I love you (in 65 words)
- necessary evil because of current stupidity
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
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