Findings:
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- because I have given up any care
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You don't have any real problems
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- because I am only half of what you need
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Gifts we already have
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- The terrorists have already won
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- Information you don't need
- Love the one you don't need
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- A reason to drink
- So you don't have to
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a television set
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Work like you don't need the money
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- You don't need a reason to cry
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- don't need no credit card to ride this train
- Why don't I have votes today?
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- love like you don't need the money
- The next mass extinction may have already begun.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- you already have what it takes
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- We Don't Need the Men
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- any way, shape or form
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Baptist jokes
- We don't need no education
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Stoned music memories
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Cats don't have brakes
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Don't Need Love
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
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