Findings:

• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Stoned music memories
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• How to write a popular book on physics
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I come from the land of burning books
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• How to clean a book
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But can a robot love.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Being a dickhead
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• You can, but you may not
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• like you're blind but still can see
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• but don't take my word for it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• but with words we can create anything
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• don't judge a book by its movie
• How to open a new hardcover book
• Book of a Thousand Days
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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