Findings:

• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Hot pursuit
• I don't see like you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I love you but I have to let you go
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Stoned music memories
• A reason to drink
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Baptist jokes
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Cats don't have brakes
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't like the drugs
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I Like You
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't like moving.
• I don't have a television set
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Baptist fear of dancing
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I don't like my smile
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But I have seen the sun just once
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• War is hell but men like it
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Being a dickhead
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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