Findings:
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- What have you been smoking?
- You, standing
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- cavity search and destroy
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- since then it's been a book you read in reverse
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Do all soldiers go to hell?
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Do what you have to do
- you have never been safe
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Advice I have been given about girls
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Why males have nipples
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- What the hell do you want?
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- What to do if you have bad credit
- That which I should have done I did not do
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Why I hate going to the dentist
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- What Might Have Been
- What time do you call this, then?
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- i have been burning for so long
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- What do I have of my mother's?
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Could have beens, should have beens
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Names have been changed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- AES may have been broken
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I could have been Canadian
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- cavity search
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- He's been places they have not.
- I could have been one of a two
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The tattoo phenomenon
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Don't do that then!
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Since then, all I do
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
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