A while back I picked up an
MP3 that was a parody of a tape on how to speak
Ebonics, and found it freakin
hilarious. These were the examples given:
White guy: My, you're a
lovely young
lady.
Black guy: Damn, you's a
fine motherfucker.
White guy: Let's go for a
ride, shall we?
Black guy: Hey, baby, lets jump in my
lowrider and rotate these tires.
White guy: You are
beautiful. I would like to make love to you.
Black guy: Damn, bitch, you
stupid fly! Let me pull up to that
bumper and smack that
monkey!
White guy: Greeting old friends:
White guy: Hello Sir.
Black guy: What up dog?
White guy: May I borrow some
money?
Black guy: Hey, let me hold some ends, I'll hit you back on the first, my
brother.
White guy: You don't have it? Thanks anyway.
Black guy:
Fuck You.
White guy: Making new friends:
White guy: Hello Sir.
Black guy: What up?
White guy: I admire your
fashionable running shoes.
Black guy: Drop them
Nikes off yo ass 'fore I
blast you motherfucker!
If anyone would like the
original MP3, just drop me a /msg and I'll give you a link to it.
Update: Well, if the people who soft-linked and voted down this node are to be believed, it is impossible to joke about Ebonics without being racist. Hang on a sec while I grab my white hood and swastika keychain, you fucking morons.