Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Every ancestor you have had for 500 million years has successfully mated"

• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• Names I have acquired over the years
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Articles every Everything must have
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• This has not been an easy year.
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Five Million Years to Earth
• One Million Years A.D.
• if you have had your midnights
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• We had every gentle sound
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• every cloud has a silver lining
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I had been hungry all the years
• Books I have bought for next year
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• 100 miles, 100 years and millions of lost souls
• One Million Years B.C.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• 500 Years After
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have had enough of Survivor
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• every statement has a context
• These chains grow stronger every year
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• every desert (has) an oasis
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• This year has flown
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Questions I have had today
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• We have had enough of your beige
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The Barque of Millions of Years
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• The name that lasted a million years
• Isotopes with half-lives between 100 million and 10 billion years
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The Boat of a Million Years
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Stoned music memories
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Christmas is the same every year
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• 5-0 and go
• 50 U.S.C. § 1520
• 50 state quarters
• The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
• Amiga 500
• US Highway 50
• Genesis 50
• Psalm 50
• Isaiah 50
• Model 500
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• 50's Prime Time Cafe
• Labatt's 50
• Daytona 500
• 500
• Mexico's 50 Most Populous Cities
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 50
• 50 mm lens
• 500 yen coin
• 50%
• JLA #50
• Sense and Sensibility - Chapter 50
• 5-0
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 50
• .50 Action Express
• 50 Ways To Fight Censorship
• New Zealand 500
• Top 500 universities
• 50 First Dates
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• .50 GI
• 50 Carmine
• $50 will save your life
• .500 S&W Magnum
• 50 Foot Wave
• Martial Arts 50 Movie Pack
• Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
• ROB 50 (user)
• Unicode 5.0
• 50/50/90 rule
• 50% off all nodes! (e2poll)
• 50 cent (user)
• nwalker 50 (user)
• Little 500
• pauly 500 (user)
• 50 words
• 50 State Strategy
• Fiat 500
• 500 Days Of Summer
• 500 (user)
• Blundstone 500
• .50 cal. Browning HMG
• An Amateur Researcher's Look at Misconceptions Portrayed by 50 Shades of Grey
• For every set there exists a larger set
• 25 YEARS OF NODING!
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Pig on every corner program
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Every Node is Sacred
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Every time you see me, I need a hug

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