Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- This node was made for you and me
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I was a homeless bum
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- You tell me this is God?
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He tampered in God's domain
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He brings me books like flowers
- when the gods are afraid
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- More than he was willing to give
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- he that is not with me is against me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I was very, very drunk
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- If God was willing to let it be
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- God holds me
- At least he was gentle
- He Was a Crook
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He Hate Me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- The day he gave me a lift
- he calls me monster
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He called me Sarah once
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- Jesus He Knows Me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Our God, He Is Alive
- Show Me God
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Please God, make me a stone.
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- I married him because he was not mean
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- God was a Lost Guest
- He that is not with me is against me.
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- When he became an old man
- she, he, and me
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- All he left her was alone
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He taught me how to smoke
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- So help me God
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- I Thought My Father Was God
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- when god speaks, it is never one-sided
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He loves me, he loves me not
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- he calls me girly (user)
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
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