Findings:
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Crystal Meth and the retail market
- at the same time
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- Six Emperors At The Same Time VI
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- You can't cross the same river twice
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Your god might be evil....
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Why Can't This Be Love
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- All will be well again in time
- Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
- Can't we all just be friends?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- God is not omnipotent
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Let there be another next time
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Old chestnut: East and West coast same time
- It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- A fine time to be in the Army
- If God was willing to let it be
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- You Shall Be as Gods
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Be My God
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- gods we may be
- Hot pursuit
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- we can't all be rock stars
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- Time and God
- It's all in God's time
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- There will be time
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Six Emperors at the Same Time
- dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
- Time and the Gods
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Beggars can't be choosers
- Just be home in time for supper
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- God must be deaf
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- To God Be the Glory
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- God must be living in the sea.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- It can't rain all the time
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- you can't escape from God on a Sunday
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- God Time
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- I thank God for the things that I can't remember
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Six Emperors At The Same Time V
- Same Time, Next Year
- This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
- Six Emperors At The Same Time IV
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- God died a long time ago
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
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