Findings:

• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Hitler has only got one ball
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Finally we are no one
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The one that got away
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• How Pac-Man got his name
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Each one has their own story
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• To the one that got away
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• No one has died
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• A man's got to know his limitations
• One Got Fat
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• Roe has got to go
• Wisdom is not finally tested in schools
• and finally...
• try/catch/finally
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• And finally spoke The Mariner
• FINALLY FREE (user)
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• It's Finally Over (user)
• Once I'd grown accustomed to its ugliness I could finally appreciate its beauty
• You Really Got Me
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• You've got another think coming
• Got prostate cancer?
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• I've Got the World on a String
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• connected rooks
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• We've Got A World That Swings
• Because I Got High
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Got any ID please?
• Who's Got The Crack
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• Still Got the Blues
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• How the American flag got raped
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Got Bones? (document)
• Have got
• gots (user)
• Baby's Got a Temper
• I've Got a Woman
• gott tot ist
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• I got the cancer
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• The Hare Who Got Married
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• Got milk? A ninjagirls bake sale!
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• She's got legs
• I've got the music in me
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth

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